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 * Kusnavyexer.jpeg is conducting largest naval exercises in your mom in last 30 years.
 * Bloodia has invaded the Baltic states to prevent the spread of communism.
 * The Reismovi are facing an anal prolapse crisis for the last few months.
 * The President of Kadolha is wanted in six Zemlyan countries. Known as a rapist, he managed to molest a police officer while resisting arrest, where he then proceeded to run from police dogs naked through the neighborhood. He was caught stuck in a cat door trying to bite a raccoon.
 * The Bogdanoff brothers have ascended to become Gods among men in Slavia.
 * Aki Aladdin is preparing to begin the genocide of all wh*teys.
 * Lipnitian President Vladimir Kozlovski is charged with rape for having a silly moustache.

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